YOU SAID:
Bagels?! I love bagels!! Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas are crazy. Some people say one crazy. So they lock me up in a box of bagels.
INTO JAPANESE
ベーグル?!ベーグル大好き!!ベーグルは丸い。太陽は丸い。太陽は黄色です。バナナは黄色です。バナナはクレイジーです。クレイジーだと言う人もいます。だから彼らは私をベーグルの箱に閉じ込めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
bagel? ! I love bagels! Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Banana is yellow. Bananas are crazy. Some say it's crazy. So they lock me in a bagel box.
INTO JAPANESE
ベーグル? !ベーグル大好き!ベーグルは丸い。太陽は丸い。太陽は黄色です。バナナは黄色です。バナナはクレイジーです。クレイジーだと言う人もいます。だから彼らは私をベーグルの箱に閉じ込めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
bagel? ! I love bagels! Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Banana is yellow. Bananas are crazy. Some say it's crazy. So they lock me in a bagel box.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.