YOU SAID:
Back off zombie ninjas, i'll have you know I have the power of 2D girl cartoons and Jesus on my side to defeat you all!
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビ忍者に戻って私はあなたのすべてを倒すため私の側に 2次元少女漫画とイエスの力を持っている知っているあなたが!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But you know back to the zombie Ninja, I beat you all have 2-dimensional cartoon girl and Yes force on my side!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを倒すゾンビ、忍者に戻る知っているが、私の側に 2 次元漫画少女とはい力があるすべて!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Back to zombies you kill me know my side of 2-dimensional cartoon girl and Yes force all!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私を殺すゾンビに戻って 2次元の漫画の女の子の私の側を知っているし、はいをすべて強制!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your zombie killing me back to the side of the 2-dimensional cartoon girl I know and Yes force all!
INTO JAPANESE
2 次元漫画少女の側に私を殺すあなたのゾンビを知っているし、はいをすべて強制!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Know your zombie killing me on the side of the 2-dimensional cartoon girl and Yes force all!
INTO JAPANESE
2 次元漫画少女の側に私を殺すあなたのゾンビを知って、はいをすべて強制!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Know your zombie killing me on the side of the 2-dimensional cartoon girl and Yes force all!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.