YOU SAID:
ay caramba eat my shorts
INTO JAPANESE
ay エッ食べる私のショーツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ay eat my shorts
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツを食べる
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I eat my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat pants
Come on, you can do better than that.