YOU SAID:
Aww, my little backyard garden, it feels like only yesterday I planted you. Time for your pruning! La-de-da-da. *gasp* How long has it been? Two and a half years?!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の小さな裏庭の庭、それは私があなたを植えたのは昨日だけのように感じます。剪定の時間です!ラ・デ・ダ・ダ。 * gasp *どれくらい経ちましたか? 2年半?!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my little backyard yard, it feels like I planted you only yesterday. It's time for pruning! La de da da. * gasp * How long has it passed? Two-and-a-half years? !!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の小さな裏庭の庭、昨日だけあなたを植えたような気がします。剪定の時間です!ラデダダ。 *あえぎ*どれくらい経ちましたか? 2年半? !!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my little backyard yard, I feel like I planted you only yesterday. It's time for pruning! Radedada. * Gasping * How long has it passed? Two-and-a-half years? !!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の小さな裏庭の庭、私は昨日だけあなたを植えたような気がします。剪定の時間です!ラデダダ。 *あえぎ*どれくらい経ちましたか? 2年半? !!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my little backyard yard, I feel like I planted you only yesterday. It's time for pruning! Radedada. * Gasping * How long has it passed? Two-and-a-half years? !!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.