YOU SAID:
aw yeak! i gootsa love dis woun mmm it is guuuuug
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ!私グーツォーザ愛ディス・ウン・ムムそれはグウウグです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, oh, oh!
INTO JAPANESE
えっ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gosh!
INTO JAPANESE
えっ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gosh!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.