YOU SAID:
Aw, Steve, your first gropefest. You won't truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until you're fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、スティーブ、あなたの最初のグローブフェスティバル。35歳の同性愛者を思い出すまで、この瞬間の気まずさを本当に評価することはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Steve, your first Globe Festival. Until you remember your 35-year-old homosexual, you can't really appreciate the awkwardness of this moment.
INTO JAPANESE
スティーブ初めてのグローブ・フェスティバルだ35歳の同性愛者を思い出すまで、この瞬間の気まずさを本当に評価することはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't really appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until I remember Steve's first Globe Festival and his 35-year-old homosexual.
INTO JAPANESE
スティーブの最初のグローブ・フェスティバルと彼の35歳の同性愛者を思い出すまで、この瞬間の拙速さはとても評価できません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Until I think of Steve's first Globe Festival and his 35-year-old homosexuality, I can't appreciate the timidity of this moment.
INTO JAPANESE
スティーブの最初のグローブ・フェスティバルと彼の35歳の同性愛を思い出すまで、私はこの瞬間の臆病さを評価することはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Until I remember Steve's first Globe Festival and his 35-year-old homosexuality, I can't appreciate the timidity of this moment.
INTO JAPANESE
スティーブの最初のグローブ・フェスティバルと彼の35歳の同性愛を思い出すまで、私はこの瞬間の臆病さを理解することはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Until I remember Steve's first Globe Festival and his 35-year-old homosexuality, I can't understand the timidity of this moment.
INTO JAPANESE
スティーブの最初のグローブ・フェスティバルと彼の35歳の同性愛を思い出すまで、私はこの瞬間の臆病さを理解することができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Until I remember Steve's first Globe Festival and his 35-year-old homosexuality, I can't understand the timidity of this moment.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.