You said:

auntie bertha just made a boom boom that exploded the country and uncle jojo had to demand the cops and the fire men who were engulfed in red hot volcano guts because they would die if they didn't extinguish the stinking bomb that went off

into Japanese

叔母ベルサはちょうど国を爆発させたブームブームを作り、叔父ジョジョは警官と赤い熱い火山の内臓に飲み込まれた消防士を要求しなければなりませんでした。