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Attack protects birb bird thing stuff thing stuff muted can’t talk.

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攻撃は鳥よけのものを保護します

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Attack protects against birds' birds

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攻撃は鳥の鳥から守ります

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Attacks are protected from birds' birds

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攻撃は鳥の鳥から保護されています

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Attacks are protected from birds' birds