YOU SAID:
At number two we got number one. Usually number one is number one but today it's number two because number one is zero!!!
INTO JAPANESE
2番で1番になりました。通常は1番が1番ですが、1番がゼロなので、今日は2番です!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No. 2 became No. 1. Normally number 1 is number 1, but number 1 is zero, so today is number 2 !!!
INTO JAPANESE
2番が1番になりました。通常1番は1番ですが、1番はゼロなので、今日は2番です!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No. 2 became No. 1. Normally number 1 is number 1, but number 1 is zero, so today is number 2 !!!
You've done this before, haven't you.