YOU SAID:
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木材をチャックできれば、ウッドチャックと同じくらいの木材ができます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If wood chuck can chuck wood, you can make as much wood as wood chuck!
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックと同じくらい木材を作ることができます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wood chuck can chuck wood, you can make as much wood as a wood chuck!
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックと同じくらいの木材を作ることができます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wood chuck can chuck wood, you can make as much wood as a wood chuck!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.