Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn't there! He wasn't there again today, Oh how I wish he'd go away!
INTO JAPANESE
階段を行く私はそこにいなかった人に会った! 彼は今日もなかったなあとああどのように彼が離れて行く!
That's deep, man.