YOU SAID:

As he stuck his head over the wall and looked down--BAM!---one of the loonies waiting behind the other side of the wall clobbered him with a baseball bat, knocking him colder'n a lawyer's heart.

INTO JAPANESE

彼が頭を壁に突き刺して見下ろしたとき、BAM！---壁の反対側の後ろに待っている恋人の一人が野球のバットで彼を掴んで弁護士の心を冷やした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When he pierced his head and looked down, BAM! --- One of the lovers waiting behind the other side of the wall grabbed him at the baseball bat and chilled the attorney's heart.

INTO JAPANESE

彼が頭を突き刺して見下ろしたとき、BAM！ ---壁の反対側を待っている恋人の一人が野球のバットで彼をつかんで、弁護士の心を冷やした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When he pierced his head and looked down, BAM! --- One of the lovers waiting for the other side of the wall grabbed him at the baseball bat and chilled the attorney's heart.

INTO JAPANESE

彼が頭を突き刺して見下ろしたとき、BAM！ ---壁の反対側を待っている恋人の一人が野球のバットで彼をつかんで弁護士の心を冷やした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When he pierced his head and looked down, BAM! --- One of the lovers waiting for the other side of the wall grabbed him at the baseball bat and chilled the attorney's heart.