YOU SAID:
As for her getting violent, TAKE THE HIT!! I've learned this from my wonderful lawyer.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が暴力的になったら、ヒットを取る!!私は素晴らしい弁護士からこれを学んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When she becomes violent, I take a hit !! I learned this from a wonderful lawyer.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が暴力になったら、私はヒットします!私は素晴らしい弁護士からこれを学びました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If she becomes violent, I will hit! I learned this from a wonderful lawyer.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が暴力になったら、私はヒットします!私は素晴らしい弁護士からこれを学びました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If she becomes violent, I will hit! I learned this from a wonderful lawyer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.