YOU SAID:

art thou daft! where has thou placed thine head hmm? thy have less thoughts in the noggin than I obtain in mine pinky toe.

INTO JAPANESE

馬鹿だね！頭をどこに置いたんだ？頭の中にある考えは、私が足の小指で考えることより少ないよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"You idiot! Where have you put your head? There are fewer thoughts in your head than I have in my pinky toe."

INTO JAPANESE

「このバカ！頭をどこに置いたんだ？お前の頭の中にある考えは、私の小指にある考えより少ないよ。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"You idiot! Where have you put your head? There are fewer thoughts in your head than there are in my pinky finger."

INTO JAPANESE

「このバカ！頭をどこに置いたんだ？お前の頭の中にある考えは私の小指にある考えより少ないよ。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"You idiot! Where have you put your head? There are fewer thoughts in your head than there are in my pinky finger."