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(Arriving in 3 weeks...) (Common around China, an unlucky episode...) (Unlucky episode...) -- --- ...- .. -. --. / . .- ... - (MOVING EAST) Ma- Da- (Not yet) Dongguan over Shenzhen. Ma- Da- Haven't left the facility. Still in the warehouse. Ma- Da- The fool who ordered from Wish is getting impatient. Woah- Is it because I'll be passing Shenzhen? Ma- Da- It has arrived at the sorting facility. Ma- Da- Probably getting beat to death and tossed around. Ma- Da- The hoodie I ordered isn't being tracked for some reason. Woah- I'm pretty sure it hasn't shipped out yet. Ma- Da- A good place for Shanghai to turn up soon? Woah- Wanna check on myself today, Shenzhen. All the way to the airport- Dozing off for days impatiently- (But where to?) MadaMadaMadaMada Is the next stop the U.S? MadaMadaMadaMada Will my package ever arrive? Mada x9001 -- --- ...- .. -. --. / .-- . ... - (MOVING WEST) In reality, it's still being kicked around. - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / ... .... . -. --.. .... . -. (THROUGH SHENZHEN) Ahh! Wait! It's gonna take THAT long to get to the United States! I should've never ordered from Wish! Someone! Find the seller and return the item! Return it! Return! Return it to the sender!

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（3週間で到着しました...）（中国でよく見られる、不幸なエピソード...）（不運なエピソード...） - 。 /。 .- ... - （MOVING EAST）Ma - Da - （まだ）深センの東莞。 Ma- Da-施設を離れていません。まだ倉庫にいます。 Ma- Da- Wishから注文したバカは焦り始めています。 Woah-私はShenzを追い越すつもりだからか

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(Arrive in 3 weeks ...) (Unfortunate episode ... common in China ...) (Unfortunate episode ...)-. /. .- ...-(MOVING EAST) Ma-Da-(yet) Dongguan of Shenzhen. Ma- Da-I have not left the facility. Still in the warehouse. The idiot ordered from Ma- Da- Wish is starting to get embarrassed

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（3週間以内に到着します...）（不幸なエピソード...中国で一般的な...）（不幸なエピソード...） - 。 /。 .- ...-（移動東）Ma-Da-（まだ）東莞深セン。 Ma-Da-Iは施設から出ていません。まだ倉庫にいます。 Ma-Da-Wishから注文されたバカは困惑し始めています

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(Arrive in 3 weeks ...) (Unfortunate episode ... common in China ...) (Unfortunate episode ...)-. /. .- ... (Moving East) Ma-Da- (yet) Dongguan Shenzhen. Ma-Da-I has not left the facility. Still in the warehouse. The idiot ordered from Ma-Da-Wish is starting to get confused

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（3週間以内に到着します...）（不幸なエピソード...中国で一般的な...）（不幸なエピソード...） - 。 /。 .- ...（東へ移動）Ma-Da-（まだ）東莞深セン。 Ma-Da-Iは施設を後にしていません。まだ倉庫にいます。 Ma-Da-Wishから注文されたばかは混乱し始めています

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(Arrive in 3 weeks ...) (Unfortunate episode ... common in China ...) (Unfortunate episode ...)-. /. .- ... (move to the east) Ma-Da- (still) Dongguan Shenzhen. Ma-Da-I has not left the facility. Still in the warehouse. The idiot ordered from Ma-Da-Wish is starting to get confused

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（3週間以内に到着します...）（不幸なエピソード...中国で一般的な...）（不幸なエピソード...） - 。 /。 .- ...（東に移動）Ma-Da-（まだ）東莞深圳。 Ma-Da-Iは施設を後にしていません。まだ倉庫にいます。 Ma-Da-Wishから注文されたばかは混乱し始めています

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(Arrive in 3 weeks ...) (Unfortunate episode ... common in China ...) (Unfortunate episode ...)-. /. .- ... (move to the east) Ma-Da- (still) Dongguan Shenzhen. Ma-Da-I has not left the facility. Still in the warehouse. The idiot ordered from Ma-Da-Wish is starting to get confused