YOU SAID:
argh my leg hurts like an egg because i fell down the stairs made of fish fingers
INTO JAPANESE
私は魚の指で作られた階段から落ちたので、私の足は卵のように痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My feet hurt like an egg because I fell off the stairs made of fish fingers
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指でできた階段から落ちたので、足が卵のように痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Feet hurt like an egg as it fell from the stairs made of fish fingers
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指でできた階段から落ちた足は卵のように痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Legs fall from stairs made of fish fingers hurt like eggs
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指でできた階段から足が落ちて卵のように痛む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Feet fall from stairs made of fish fingers and hurt like eggs
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指で作られた階段から足が落ち、卵のように痛む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Feet fall off stairs made of fish fingers and ache like eggs
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指と卵のような痛みでできた階段から足が落ちる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Feet fall from stairs made of pain like fish fingers and eggs
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指や卵のような痛みでできた階段から足が落ちる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Feet fall from stairs made of pain like fish fingers and eggs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.