YOU SAID:
Are you white? Lots of black barber shops on my side of town and I’ve been considering popping into one.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは白ですか?街の脇にはたくさんの黒い理髪店があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you white? There are plenty of black barbershop stores beside the city.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは白ですか?街のそばにはたくさんの黒い理髪店があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you white? There are many black barber shops near the town.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは白ですか?町の近くにはたくさんの黒い理髪店があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you white? There are many black barber shops near the town.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.