YOU SAID:
Are you the new conductor of the kuso train?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、久草列車の新しい車掌ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you the new conductor of kusa train?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは草の新しい車掌ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you the new conductor of grass?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは草の新しい指揮者ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you the new conductor of grass?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.