YOU SAID:
Are you telling me that you set the school on fire
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは火の学校を設定する私に言っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are telling me to set the school on fire.
INTO JAPANESE
学校に火を私に言っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
School fire are telling me.
INTO JAPANESE
学校の火災は、私に語っています。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.