YOU SAID:
Are you gonna kiss me or not, female dog?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私にキスするのかどうか、女の犬?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether you kiss me, a woman's dog?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私にキスしても、女性の犬にキスしてもかま
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Even if you kiss me, you kiss a woman's dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私にキスしても、あなたは女性の犬にキスをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Even if you kiss me, you kiss a woman's dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.