YOU SAID:

Are you currently a genuine homosapien, that of which performs acts of evil and wrongdoing, purposefully intends to disrupt the peace of mankind, or to otherwise harm or hinder the progress of a protagonist? I regret to inform you that I am not, in a technical sense, of that mentality. Have you ever obtained possession of a homosapien that is known for doing acts of good, known as the protagonist? Specifically referring to a genuine homosapien , that of which has supernatural powers, who helps keep peace among mankind, known as a superhero? I regret to inform you that I have not yet performed such an act. Have you ever attempted the use of various apparel, accessories, and makeup to conceal your true identity from others? I am thinking about the question you just asked. Coming to the conclusion, I regret to inform you that I have not yet performed such an act. I have hypothesised from your feedback that you will indeed need to be disciplined on how to become a homosapien, that of which performs acts of evil and wrongdoing, purposefully intends to disrupt the peace of mankind, or to otherwise harm or hinder the progress of a protagonist. <Music plays> My colleagues and I are currently of the highest possible ranking, which is represented by the first numerical value. Exclamatory greeting of excitement. I now request of you to thoroughly comprehend the message I am about to deliver to you via sound waves being produced by my larynx. Here is a miniature tutorial in performing acts of deception and tomfoolery, which will then be documented in the nonfictional events of the past. If you have the desire to become a homosapien, that of which performs acts of evil and wrongdoing, purposefully intends to disrupt the peace of mankind, or to otherwise harm or hinder the progress of a protagonist, who has the highest possible ranking, represented by the first numerical value, you must obtain possesion of a homosapien that is known for doing acts of good, known as the protagonist, specifically a homosapien that has supernatural powers, who helps keep peace among mankind, known as a superhero, who is attempting to outrun the antagonist against our will. I request of you to instantly move forward. All you need to do is mimic my exact movements, and stealthily place one foot in front of the other, being cautious to not produce any audible noises, which could be heard by onlooking homospaiens, which could cause conflict. I request of you to be silent. I command you to cease having possession of that object that occupies 3-dimensional space in the observable universe. An interjection used to express my sinister personality and joy. I now ask of you to focus your attention on this object containing a series of ropes bound together, used to hold down or otherwise contain either animate or inanimate objects, that I have just recently obtained. When I give a command, you are to forcefully propel this series of ropes bound together, used to hold down or otherwise contain animate or inanimate objects. I now command you to perform the act of which I have just requested of you. … You were intended to forcefully propel this series of ropes bound together, used to hold down or otherwise contain animate or inanimate objects, at the protagonist, not I. I am disgusted. Nevertheless, we shall attempt to perform a different procedure of capturing the protagonist. <Music plays> I now request of you to visually gather and comprehend the information I am teaching you, for I am informing you on what is currently happening in the moment. The protagonist shall lose traction of his feet on the ground, due to the outer casing of an elongated yellow tropical fruit. … I am baffled at your actions. I request of you to state the cause that led you to perform such a ridiculous feat.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのことを悪と不正行為を実行すると、本物の homosapien 現在は意図的に、人類の平和を破壊したり、損害を与えたり主役の進行を妨げる予定ですか。 私はその考え方の技術的な意味では、あなたに通知する後悔しています。 今までは k homosapien の所持を取得しました。