YOU SAID:
Are those spicy Texas sliders? No, they're just regular sliders. If those ain't no spicy Texas sliders, then you ain't my wife anymore.
INTO JAPANESE
それらのスパイシーなテキサススライダーですか?いいえ、通常のスライダーです。それらがスパイシーなテキサススライダーではない場合、あなたはもう私の妻ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are those spicy Texas sliders? No, it's a regular slider. If they aren't spicy Texas sliders, you're no longer my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
それらのスパイシーなテキサススライダーですか?いいえ、通常のスライダーです。彼らがスパイシーなテキサススライダーでなければ、あなたはもう私の妻ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are those spicy Texas sliders? No, it's a regular slider. If they aren't spicy Texas sliders, you're no longer my wife.
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