YOU SAID:
April showers do not bring Matt Lauers.
INTO JAPANESE
4月のシャワーはMatt Lauersを連れて来ない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shower in April will not bring Matt Lauers.
INTO JAPANESE
4月のシャワーはMatt Lauersを連れて来ません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shower in April does not bring Matt Lauers.
INTO JAPANESE
4月のシャワーはMatt Lauersを連れて来ない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shower in April will not bring Matt Lauers.
INTO JAPANESE
4月のシャワーはMatt Lauersを連れて来ません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shower in April does not bring Matt Lauers.
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