YOU SAID:
apples are to me what cigarettes and alcohol are to humans
INTO JAPANESE
リンゴは私にとってタバコとアルコールは人間にとって何であるか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apples are for me Tobacco and alcohol are for humans
INTO JAPANESE
リンゴは私のためですタバコとアルコールは人間のためです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apples are for me Tobacco and alcohol are for humans
That didn't even make that much sense in English.