YOU SAID:
Apples are good, but do they cause totally wicked cancer?
INTO JAPANESE
りんごは良い、ですが、完全に邪悪ながんを引き起こすか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apple is good, is what causes cancer totally wicked.
INTO JAPANESE
アップルは良い、がんを引き起こすものです完全に邪悪な。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apple is a good cancer-causing an evil.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.