YOU SAID:
Apples are apparently red potatoes that are not yucky
INTO JAPANESE
りんごはどうやら不味くない赤いじゃがいも
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apples are red potatoes that don't taste bad
INTO JAPANESE
りんごは味が悪くない赤いじゃがいもです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apples are red potatoes that don't taste bad
That didn't even make that much sense in English.