YOU SAID:

Apparently it's fine to squat in a corner in front of someone on qualifying pace as long as you're a stupid wide faced brit.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、あなたが愚かな広い顔のブリットである限り、予選ペースで誰かの前の隅にしゃがんでもいいようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, as long as you're a silly wide-face Brit, you can squat in the corner in front of someone at a qualifying pace.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、あなたが愚かな広い顔のブリットである限り、あなたは予選のペースで誰かの前の隅にしゃがむことができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, as long as you're a silly wide-face Brit, you can squat in the corner in front of someone at the pace of qualifying.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、あなたが愚かな広い顔のブリットである限り、あなたは予選のペースで誰かの前の隅にしゃがむことができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, as long as you're a silly wide-face Brit, you can squat in the corner in front of someone at the pace of qualifying.