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Apparently, if the rumors are true, “God” relieves himself by peeing quite often on those who are unfortunate enough to be Spanish speakers. Seriously, why is that?! I mean, I am affiliated as an atheist, so I really don’t know why he’d ever do that.

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どうやら、噂が本当なら、「神」はスペイン語を話す不幸な人たちによく小便をして用を足すらしい。本当に、どうしてなんだろう？！私は無神論者なので、どうして神がそんなことをするのか全く分からない。

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Apparently, if the rumors are true, "God" often urinates on unfortunate Spanish speaking people. Seriously, why?! I'm an atheist, so I have no idea why God would do something like that.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、噂が本当なら、「神」は不幸なスペイン語を話す人々によく放尿するらしい。本当に、なぜ？！私は無神論者なので、神がなぜそんなことをするのか全く分からない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, if the rumors are true, "God" likes to urinate on unfortunate Spanish speakers. Seriously, WHY?! I'm an atheist, so I have no idea why God would do such a thing.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、噂が本当なら、「神」は不幸なスペイン語話者に小便をかけるのが好きなようです。本当に、なぜですか?! 私は無神論者なので、神がなぜそんなことをするのか全く分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, if the rumors are true, "God" likes to pee on unfortunate Spanish speakers. Seriously, why?! I'm an atheist, so I have no idea why God would do such a thing.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、噂が本当なら、「神」は不幸なスペイン語話者に小便をかけるのが好きなようです。本当に、なぜですか?! 私は無神論者なので、神がなぜそんなことをするのか全く分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, if the rumors are true, "God" likes to pee on unfortunate Spanish speakers. Seriously, why?! I'm an atheist, so I have no idea why God would do such a thing.