YOU SAID:
Apparently I have unrequited love
INTO JAPANESE
どうやら片思いがあります
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Apparently I have a crush
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どうやら私はクラッシュしています
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Apparently I'm crashing
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どうやら私はクラッシュしています
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Apparently I'm crashing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.