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Apparently, “God” relieves himself quite often on those who are unfortunate enough to be Spanish speakers. Seriously, why is that?! I mean, I am affiliated as an atheist, so I really don’t know why he’d ever do that.

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どうやら、「神」は、不幸にもスペイン語を話す人々によく用を足すようです。本当に、なぜでしょうか?! というか、私は無神論者なので、なぜ神がそんなことをするのか全く分かりません。

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Apparently "God" likes to take care of the unfortunate Spanish speakers. Seriously, why?! Actually, I'm an atheist, so I have no idea why God would do that.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら「神」は不幸なスペイン語話者の面倒を見るのが好きなようです。本当に、なぜですか?! 実際、私は無神論者なので、神がなぜそんなことをするのか全く分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently "God" likes to take care of unfortunate Spanish speakers. Really, why?! Actually, I'm an atheist, so I have no idea why God would do something like that.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら「神」は不幸なスペイン語話者の面倒を見るのが好きなようです。本当に、なぜですか?! 実際、私は無神論者なので、神がなぜそのようなことをするのか全く分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently "God" likes to take care of unfortunate Spanish speakers. Really, why?! Actually, I'm an atheist, so I have no idea why God would do something like that.