YOU SAID:
Anyone who declares themselves victorious has probably done so because they've lost.
INTO JAPANESE
勝利を宣言する人は、おそらく負けたから勝利したのでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Those who declare victory probably won because they lost.
INTO JAPANESE
勝利宣言した人は、負けたから勝ったのだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The person who declared victory must have won because he lost.
INTO JAPANESE
勝利宣言した人は負けたから勝ったに違いない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The person who declared victory must have won because he lost.
You should move to Japan!