YOU SAID:
Anyone wanna slap me in the face?
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは私を平手で顔したいですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone is slapped my face?.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが平手打ち私の顔か。
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Someone slap me in the face?
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは私を平手、顔でか。
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Someone is slapped and face me.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは、平手打ち、私の顔。
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Someone slap, hit my face.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは、平手打ち、私の顔を打ちます。
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Someone slap hit, hit my face.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か平手打ち、ヒット私の顔。
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Anybody Kohei slap, hit my face.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か平は私の顔を平手打ち、ヒット。
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Someone slashed my face and hit.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の顔を殴ってヒットした。
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Someone hit me hitting my face.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の顔にぶつかった。
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Someone bumped into my face.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の顔にぶつかった。
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Someone bumped into my face.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.