YOU SAID:
another disaster has turned my brown skittles red after i ate them with my dog who understandably is upset and shaken because this house is too large and we feel trapped inside with the deadly midgets that infest the place.
INTO JAPANESE
この家が大きすぎて、その場所に侵入する致命的な小人に閉じ込められているので、動揺して震えている犬と一緒に食べた後、別の災害が私の茶色のスキトルズを赤くしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This house is too big and is trapped in a deadly dwarf that invades the place, so after eating with a dog shaking and shaking, another disaster turns my brown skittles red did.
INTO JAPANESE
この家は大きすぎて、その場所に侵入する致命的な小人に閉じ込められているので、犬と一緒に食事をした後、震えて揺れ、別の災害が私の茶色のスキトルズを赤くしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This house is too big and is trapped in a deadly dwarf that invades the place, so after eating with the dog, it shakes and shakes, another disaster reddened my brown skittles .
INTO JAPANESE
この家は大きすぎて、場所に侵入する致命的な小人に閉じ込められているので、犬と一緒に食事をした後、揺れ、揺れ、別の災害が私の茶色のスキトルを赤くしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This house is too big and is trapped in a deadly dwarf that invades the place, so after eating with a dog, it shakes, shakes and another disaster turns my brown skittle red.
INTO JAPANESE
この家は大きすぎて、その場所に侵入する致命的な小人に閉じ込められているので、犬と一緒に食べた後、揺れ、揺れ、別の災害が私の茶色のスキトルを赤くします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This house is too big and is trapped in a deadly dwarf that invades the place, so after eating with a dog, it shakes, shakes and another disaster makes my brown skittle red.
INTO JAPANESE
この家は大きすぎて、その場所に侵入する致命的な小人に閉じ込められているので、犬と一緒に食べた後、揺れ、揺れ、別の災害が私の茶色のスキトルを赤くします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This house is too big and is trapped in a deadly dwarf that invades the place, so after eating with a dog, it shakes, shakes and another disaster makes my brown skittle red.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.