YOU SAID:

andrew deserves cat ears, buy him cat ears

INTO JAPANESE

アンドリューは猫の耳に値する、彼に猫の耳を買う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Andrew buys him a cat's ear, which is good for a cat's ear.

INTO JAPANESE

見た目はあんまり よろしくないけどね だけど予測してなかった いいところもあったんだよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now, it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.

INTO JAPANESE

見た目はあんまり よろしくないけどね だけど予測してなかった いいところもあったんだよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now, it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.