YOU SAID:

And you were waiting there, swimming in a pile of cheese.

INTO JAPANESE

チーズの山で泳ぐが、待っていた.

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swim in a mountain of cheese was waiting.

INTO JAPANESE

チーズの山で泳ぐが待っていた.

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waited to swim in a mountain of cheese.

INTO JAPANESE

チーズの山で泳ぐを待った.

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swimming in cheese mountain waited.

INTO JAPANESE

待っていたチーズ山で泳ぐ.

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swim in cheese mountain waited.

INTO JAPANESE

待っていたチーズ山で泳ぐ.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

swim in cheese mountain waited.