YOU SAID:

"And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Ahahahahaha! Anyway... that's how I lost my medical license"

INTO JAPANESE

「そして患者が目を覚ますと、彼の骸骨は消えており、医師からの連絡は二度と取れませんでした！ あははははは！ とにかく…それで私は医師免許を失いました。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was gone and he never heard from the doctor again! Hahahahaha! Anyway... so I lost my medical license."

INTO JAPANESE

「そして患者が目覚めたとき、彼の骸骨は消えていて、二度と医師からの連絡はありませんでした！ははははは！とにかく…それで私は医師免許を失いました。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was gone and he never heard from the doctor again! Hahahahaha! Anyway... so I lost my medical license."