YOU SAID:
And then she shat on a turtle!!
INTO JAPANESE
そして、彼女はカメの上にシャツを立てる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And she puts a shirt on the turtle!
INTO JAPANESE
そして彼女はカメの上にシャツを置く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And she puts a shirt on the turtle!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.