YOU SAID:
And the worst is Ganondorf. Like, come on buddy. I know Captain Falcon's a cool cat, but there's no need to copy all of his moves.
INTO JAPANESE
最悪、ガノンドロフ。バディに来て。私はキャプテン ・ ファルコンのクールな猫を知っているが、彼の動きのすべてをコピーする必要はありません。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.