YOU SAID:
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster
INTO JAPANESE
そして主はヨハネに言われた、「さあ、あなたは永遠の命を受ける」。ジョンは5位になりトースターを勝ち取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And the Lord said to John, "Now, you have eternal life." John is fifth and wins the toaster
INTO JAPANESE
そして主はヨハネに言われた、「今、あなたは永遠のいのちを持っています」。ジョンは5番手でトースターを勝ち取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And the Lord said to John, "Now you have eternal life." John won the toaster in fifth place
INTO JAPANESE
そして主はヨハネに言われた、「今、あなたは永遠のいのちを持っています」。ジョンは5位でトースターを獲得した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And the Lord said to John, "Now you have eternal life." John won the toaster in fifth place
That didn't even make that much sense in English.