YOU SAID:
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
INTO JAPANESE
そして、料理はスプーンで逃げました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And the cook ran away with a spoon.
INTO JAPANESE
そして、料理人はスプーンで逃げ出した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And the cook ran away with a spoon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.