YOU SAID:

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I jizzed in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

ぎこちない姿勢のポーズよ今私私のズボンに jizzed

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Awkward posture pose now now jizzed on my pants

INTO JAPANESE

無理な姿勢をもたらす今私のズボンに jizzed 今

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Now improper to bring in my pants now jizzed

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必要なものを持ち込め

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You got stuff to bring in, you do it now.

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必要なものを持ち込め

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You got stuff to bring in, you do it now.