YOU SAID:
and if I had a penny for every time I've been called Harry Potter, I'd be a billionaire
INTO JAPANESE
ハリー・ポッターと呼ばれるたびにペニーがあれば、私は億万長者になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there is a penny each time called Harry Potter, I will be a millionaire
INTO JAPANESE
ハリーポッターと呼ばれるたびにペニーがある場合、私は億万長者になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be a millionaire if there is a penny every time called Harry Potter
INTO JAPANESE
ハリー・ポッターと呼ばれるたびにペニーがある場合、私は億万長者になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be a millionaire if there is a penny every time called Harry Potter
That didn't even make that much sense in English.