YOU SAID:
and i was like you did not say that to her and he was like yes i did. can you believe it
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたは、彼女と彼がそうのようにをやったことを言っていないようだった。うそでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do, she and he so's I was not saying you did so. Give me a break
INTO JAPANESE
私がそう、彼女と彼はそうことを言っていなかった。勘弁してくれ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do so, she and he so was not saying. Give me a break
INTO JAPANESE
私はそう、彼女は、彼がいないと言っていたので。勘弁してくれ
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So I don't he do so, she said. Give me a break
INTO JAPANESE
いけないので彼はそう、彼女は言った。勘弁してくれ
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Don't his, she said. Give me a break
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は言った、彼はしないでください。勘弁してくれ
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She don't, he said. Give me a break
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はいないと彼は言った。勘弁してくれ
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She did not, he said. Give me a break
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はいないと彼は言った。勘弁してくれ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She did not, he said. Give me a break
That didn't even make that much sense in English.