YOU SAID:
and I said omg im just gonna shake my pepper all over ur FACE
INTO JAPANESE
顔全体に唐辛子を振るだけだと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just said I would just pepper the whole face
INTO JAPANESE
顔全体をこしょうします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peel the whole face
INTO JAPANESE
顔全体をはがす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peel off the whole face
INTO JAPANESE
顔全体をはがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peel off the whole face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.