YOU SAID:

and i have a shoe on my head while im in bed with a girl ned

INTO JAPANESE

そして、私はベッドで寝ている間に女の子と一緒に頭に靴を持っています

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And I have shoes on my head with a girl while sleeping in bed

INTO JAPANESE

そして、ベッドで寝ている間に女の子と一緒に頭に靴を履いています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And while sleeping in bed, she wears shoes on her head with the girl

INTO JAPANESE

そして、ベッドで寝ている間、彼女は女の子と彼女の頭に靴を履いています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And while sleeping in bed, she wears shoes on her head with the girl