YOU SAID:
And don't deny it because I'd have you thrown in jail for perjury if you did!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそうしたなら、あなたが偽証のために刑務所に投獄されたので、それを否定しないでください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you did, do not deny it as you were imprisoned in prison for perjury!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそうしたならば、あなたが偽証のために刑務所に投獄されたので、それを否定しないでください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you did, do not deny it as you were imprisoned in prison for perjury!
Come on, you can do better than that.