YOU SAID:
And dis one is eating de kuso all over de place!
INTO JAPANESE
そして、dis oneはde kusoをde placeで食べています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And dis one eats de kuso at de place!
INTO JAPANESE
そして、ディス・ワンはド・クソをド・プレイスで食べる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And this one eats de shit at de place!
INTO JAPANESE
そして、これはde placeでたわごとを食べる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And this eats shit at de place!
INTO JAPANESE
そして、これはde placeでたわごとを食べます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And this eats shit at de place!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.