YOU SAID:

an old white dude jumps into a pool and yells "JAPAN" as he cannonballs in. like he's dropping the bomb on his audience like they dropped the bomb on japan

INTO JAPANESE

年老いた白人の男がプールに飛び込み、「JAPAN」と叫びながら砲弾を打ち込んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

An old white man jumped into a pool and fired a cannonball at him while yelling "JAPAN"

INTO JAPANESE

白人老人がプールに飛び込み、「JAPAN」と叫びながら砲弾を発射した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A white old man jumped into the pool and fired a cannonball while shouting "JAPAN".

INTO JAPANESE

白人の老人がプールに飛び込み、「JAPAN」と叫びながら砲弾を発射した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A white old man jumped into the pool and fired a cannonball while shouting "JAPAN".