YOU SAID:
An octopus bit me on the leg, and then I got a taco
INTO JAPANESE
タコは、足を私をビットし、私はタコスを得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus and bit my leg, I got tacos
INTO JAPANESE
タコと少し私の足私はタコスを得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus and bit my leg when I got tacos
INTO JAPANESE
タコとタコスが行ったら私の足を少し
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A little bit of my feet got Taco and Taco
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を少し得たタコスとタコス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Got my feet a little tacos and Taco
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を得た少しのタコスとタコス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My legs got a little tacos and Taco
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を持って少しタコス タコス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My feet got a little Taco Taco
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を持って少しタコス タコス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My feet got a little Taco Taco
That didn't even make that much sense in English.