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An elven bird the bite priest, the and priest the eat sinful shulk. The priest catch in differ fit tool bird and eat it. whomst elf is pow right in her kisser full

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エルフの鳥が司祭を噛み、司祭は罪深いシュルクを食べる。司祭は別の道具で鳥を捕まえて食べる。エルフはキスをするのが得意だ。

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The elven bird bites the priest, who then eats the sinful shulk. The priest catches the bird with another tool and eats it. Elves are good at kissing.

INTO JAPANESE

エルフの鳥は司祭に噛みつき、司祭は罪深いシュルクを食べます。司祭は別の道具で鳥を捕まえて食べます。エルフはキスが上手です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The elven bird bites the priest, who then eats the sinful shulk. The priest catches the bird with another tool and eats it. Elves are good at kissing.